Today, me and the boys at work were naming all of the TV show we watched when were younger. I thought it would be neat to see how many TV shows you guys remember watching when you were little. We had about a hundred. The only stipulation... no movies or soaps.

MOVIE QUOTES
The Rules:
A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is.
NO GOOGLING ALLOWED. EITHER YOU KNOW IT OR YOU DON'T.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser's username directly after the quote.

1.
And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child joined hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

2.
a sniper keeps missing Navin and hitting cans of motor oil He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans

3.
Spanish! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinder block will fall safely to the ground?

4.
There's a big snake in the plane, Jock.
Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
I hate snakes, Jock. I hate 'em!
C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?

5.
You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?
No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.

6.
I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?

7.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease

8.
The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true.

9.
I will see you again... but not yet. Not yet!

10.
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

11.
For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can trust. Points to sword

12.
I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go.

13.
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

14.
Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.

15.
I brought a pork chop for luck. Maybe you could hang it around your neck.
That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.

16.
I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads... or maybe you didn't notice? There were three!

Hello to everybody and HELLO LADIES

I am Daniel born 1974 Tampa FL

Occupation: Color on Lumber

Description: Big Good Looking Red Head also know to be a Dork but always Sexxxy with Mad Skills

interest: Working on things examples: Cars, Lawnmowers, Lawn Care, anything else mechanical Broken Or Soon To Be, also Cooking, Drinking Beer,and Looking at something naked


Movies: Goonies, Jaws, Lord of the Rings, Harry Pooter, Indian Jones, Star Wars, Rocky, Pirate Movies , Horror films, Action movies , and Big Breasted Porn

TV: Pimp My Ride, Sponge Bob, Car shows, Discovery Chanel, Benny Hill, Saturday Night Live, American Idiot and The Flavor of Love, also BET Uncut also my wife makes me watch: Supernatural , House, OC, Nip Tuck, and WWE

Music: AC DC , 80s Music, Beastie Boys, House of Pain, Charlie Daniels, Southern Rock, and Some Booty Shakin Music

SPECIAL INTEREST: Women Features Especially Nice Big Boobs but all women are Beautiful big small short and tall I like them all

Sports: American Football , Basketball

Cars: 90s Honda Civics Hatchbacks, 60s Muscle Cars

Trucks: 90s F150 Crew Cab, 53 F100, and all Panel Trucks

This journal has been hijacked by Crystal and Lena. Isn't it hot? :D